Ending my ride just me 50 cars and a buffalo's butt.
I mean come on. I was the only one going through the park on a bike. I even bailed out early b/c there were so many cars. Hey its 70 degrees out, lets go drive on 3 doll/gal gas! WTF Mate?
I was riding today and some lady in a prius started honking at me (at a stoplight, no less). She asked me what the hell my problem was, "all up in her way", as she said. I told her she looked like she'd be a lot more comfortable if she'd pull the rod out of her ass the next time she got in her car to drive somewhere. That kind of pissed her off, as indicated by the screeching tires when the light turned green. I mean really. Really.
Dave, you didn't REALLY think they'd let you come up with that first, did you? The hybrid SUV has already been thrust upon us. My personal favorite, which I saw swerving through Los Angeles traffic just the other day, is the Cadillac Escalade Hybrid. http://www.cadillac.com/cadillacjsp/model/landing.jsp?model=escalade&year=2008&seo=goo_cadillac_escalade_suv_general
Just go ahead and try to tell me that's not a contradiction of terms.
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They are just afraid of your skillz, of course.
I was riding today and some lady in a prius started honking at me (at a stoplight, no less). She asked me what the hell my problem was, "all up in her way", as she said. I told her she looked like she'd be a lot more comfortable if she'd pull the rod out of her ass the next time she got in her car to drive somewhere. That kind of pissed her off, as indicated by the screeching tires when the light turned green. I mean really. Really.
i was out there also, must have just missed you. you are right, there was a shit load of cars/people out there.
i love it when prius drivers hassle people on bikes.
I cant wait till the hybrid suv comes out so i can drive over those jackass prius owners....
$3 a gallon...we're at almost $4. If our gas was the same price as yours I'd be driving my SUV and honking at ya'll too.
Dave, you didn't REALLY think they'd let you come up with that first, did you? The hybrid SUV has already been thrust upon us. My personal favorite, which I saw swerving through Los Angeles traffic just the other day, is the Cadillac Escalade Hybrid. http://www.cadillac.com/cadillacjsp/model/landing.jsp?model=escalade&year=2008&seo=goo_cadillac_escalade_suv_general
Just go ahead and try to tell me that's not a contradiction of terms.
Oh, silly naive dave....
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